Countrycide

 Now this is quite interesting.

Investigations are showing, according to Police Commissioner Trevor Paul, that the explosion in Port of Spain on Wednesday night was in connection with a “domestic row”. How bizare? Terrorism in response to a domestic dispute?
How much more strangeness can this bombing trend bear before we have to call in Scully and Mulder?
Commissioner Trevor Paul said an arrest will be made soon and “I don’t think that it is something that is the beginning of some trend, I don’t think so at all,”. No, Mr. Paul, I expect its in the middle of the trend.

National Security Minister Martin Joseph said  “So far the investigations are saying to us that it is a domestic row so I am asking members of the public not to panic. There isn’t cause to be overly concerned. We have the investigations well in hand and we should be arresting someone soon in treating with that domestic situation.”
“We are almost at the end of our investigations and there is no need for the public to be panicking. People can go about their business as usual in the city.”
For God’s sake “Mart-in, you so cray-zy”, dont deport the suspect this time please!!

Meanwhile the only victim Shorn Roberts, says he knows nothing about this “domestic matter”, though police are saying that he and another female present were the intended targets. Reqaurding the police claims Roberts says “This is the first time a thing like this happen in my whole entire life. I can’t say how the police come to that conclusion.”

Neither can I Roberts, but this is Trinidad, land of the strange, calypso and steel band, and occasional terrorism.